How It Works:

The ass-hole registry simply uses the US postal service, and our rights to freedom of speech to formally tell whoever you want that "they have been registered as an official asshole"! Just go to the registry page, and you can register anyone you want as an official "ass hole" for just $5.00. It's that simple! Then the person you registered will receive an official letter and seal from the ass hole registry, telling them that a specific or an anonymous person has registered them as an asshole, along with an ass hole registry ID number that you and they can check on our web site to see where they stand in our asshole ranking system! The more times a person is registered, the higher their ranking will be! Many people are doing it for a fun joke or gag gift, and some are doing it anonymously on a more serious note! Either way, it's the perfect opportunity to tell someone today that they are a real asshole!

Asshole of the Month:

 

BP, Aholeregistry.com wants you to know you are an official asshole. #227 in the Registry Ranks